So I have this boy friend.
He's a pretty cool cat.
We've been dating for over a year, so I know a lot about him.
Oh, you want to know what he does for a living?
Ya, well so do I!
All I know is that he manages the crews that do the up keep on oil refineries all across the country.
He has tried NUMEROUS times to explain it.
He even drew me a diagram.
I'm not kidding about the diagram.
I'm tired of trying to explain to people what my boyfriend does for a living.
I have officially decided on an answer to that question.
It goes a little something like this...
My Boyfriend is an Astronaut.
He is working on creating a permanent moon colony.
His boss is Newt Gingrich.